1. Swine Flu Second Wave: Typically, influenza outbreaks come in waves, getting worse with each one. The very ease with which we seem to have survived the first wave of swine flu may make us vulnerable to a horrific second wave.

2. Commercial Real Estate Collapse: Various commercial real estate deals face trillions in refinancing obligations over the coming years. But the market is practically closed, ensuring massive bankruptcies and restructuring.

Why are lenders so freaked out? Because existing loans are going sour at a pace unlike anything we’ve seen in history. Because of that, even commercial real estate properties with strong cash flows are finding financing extremely difficult to come by.

3. The Option Adjustable Rate Mortgage Explosion: Anyone referring to the “subprime crisis” has got to get with the program. The subprime wave of defaults is basically over. Now the question is, what about all the other types of mortgages? You know, Option ARM, Alt-As and of course, good old fashioned prime mortgage.

The big wave of Option ARM resets has yet to come, and given the drop in home prices, refinancing won’t be realistic. Let’s hope the homeowners can afford their new monthly payments.

4. Global Food Crisis: As we saw last year, the global food supply teeters on the edge of adequacy. Any serious shock–floods in the Midwest, a war in Asia, social unrest in China, political upheaval in Thailand or Egypt–could result in shortages in countries that import large amounts of their food.

5. Israel Bombs Iran: The Obama administration’s openness to the Iranian regime may have the perverse effect of emboldening its nuclear ambitions. Very likely, the fears of the nuclear Iran are over-stated. It would probably behave like most members of the global nuke club, cowed by its own destructive power into behaving responsibly.

But Iran isn’t the only country to worry about in the region. Israel may not be willing to tolerate a nuclear armed Iran, and may choose to strike out to destroy Iran’s nascent nuclear capabilities. This would obvious raise tensions throughout the Middle East. At the very least, oil prices will likely spike and remain elevated following any military action against Iran. This, in turn, will slow the global economy.

6. A Wave of Municipal Defaults: Historically, cities and states don’t default on their loans very much. But as Warren Buffett pointed out, historical results don’t mean jack because muni insurance wasn’t around. Unless it gets a bailout, California may go bankrupt, causing the muni market to seize up, bringing public works and spending to a halt, kneecapping GDP.

At that point, with no ability to borrow, the other states will rush to default themselves, sparing their taxpayers any more pain.

7. Another Bank Run: It seems unlikely, given the government’s implicit guarantee of the banking sector, but it’s always possible that investors or lenders could lose confidence in one of the banks again, prompting a financing run a la Bear Stearns.

If this happened, we’d be back to square one with all the confidence and bailouts since Lehman’s collapse — only, the government would have fewer bullets left in the gun.

8. Runaway Inflation: The Federal Reserve seems confident that it can “land the recovery.” Is it right?

There’s good reason to be skeptical that the Fed will be able to reduce the monetary base before it floods out into the economy, driving up prices and destroying savings. For one thing, the Fed has never really been very good at doing this. By the time the Fed realizes that inflation is taking off, it may be too late.

9. North Korean Missile Launch: Wee dictator Kim Jong II has lulled the world to sleep, performing missile tests on a seemingly daily basis. What was once a cause for alarm now barely merits a bulletin on CNBC. In fact, the dollar has rallied on the nervousness.

But his neighbors in China, South Korea and Japan are freaked out and an actual war, or genuine provocation, could wreak havoc on far eastern trade. This might cause investors to flee towards the dollar, but it would be terrible for markets and economic activity.

10. Chinese Financial Crisis: Most economic discussion of China these days is about how dependent the US government has become on China buying Treasury bonds. But China has lately learned that its own economy is dangerously leveraged on foreign demand for Chinese manufactured goods. The global downturn has helped expose the fragility of the Chinese economic miracle, and worse might be coming.

A collapse of profits in China could very well spark a banking crisis, much like the collapse of real estate prices did to US financial institutions. Very little attention has been paid to the fragility of the Chinese financial system, which is dominated by large, slow, non-transparent, often corrupt state-run banks and centralized decision making. Slowing exports could be the tide that goes out and reveals whi

 

A couple of weeks ago, the toilet in my town home over flowed. We had problems with it for about a week. It would drain very slowly but worked. We used it as little as possible and tried to unclog it with a plunger and a toilet unclogging liquid we purchased. It helped a little bit but it still wasn’t fixed. We decided that until we got another bottle, we would just stay by the toilet until it was done flushing in case it decided to over flow. One night my room mate used the restroom and waited for it to finish flushing like we always do. It stopped so he went into the next room. A couple of minutes later he heard water running and went into the bathroom and it was over flowing. He turned off the water and tried to mop it up as fast as he could. The water went down the vent and into our laundry room/bathroom and flooded it too. The most damage is in our living room and dining room on the floor below. It started dripping out of the ceiling and eventually it buckled then cracked and now there’s a hole in our ceiling. I called my landlord asap and let her know what was happening. She said she would have a plumber come out in 3 days. Until then we tried our best to clean everything up and keep things dry. We noticed from the markings in the ceiling that this wasn’t the first time this has happened. We talked to our neighbors and they said it happened with the last tenants and it filled up the basement. It was probably a week later that my landlord finally came and looked at the property. The maintenance man said that this has happened before and he thinks it more than just the toilet, that it’s the plumbing. (Our other toilet flushes then stops and then starts up again as well) My landlord said that she would talk to insurance and get back with us. Our house has smelled for weeks now and I’m worried about mold. I hadn’t heard from my landlord for a week so I called and told her husband that I’m worried about getting sick and tired of my place stinking and I want something done. He said he would have her get right back with me that day. She called 2 days later and said that next week the insurance guy would come out. He came and listed all of the things that need replaced. He told her she has a $ 1000 deductible. After he left she said that she didn’t want to pay that and she was going to try to find someone else. She mentioned that they might just “slap some paint” over it. (Which is basically what they did before) The ceiling is cracked and bubbled and there is probably mold. I want to know if this is something that she needs to take care of if we have to? Is there a law against how long she has let us this go on unresolved?

 

here is our monthly expenses 2 adults 2 kids
Mortagage- 595 taxes and insurance too
car – 277
citi- 130
credit cards- 150
hvac loan- 70
gas- 31
electric- 50
water sewer and trash- 44
land phone and internet- 55
cell (2 lines 500 min.) 60
diapers formula and wipes- 65 all store brand 2 lil ones
groceries 260
misc. household- clothing, shampoo etc- 20
car gas- 300
out to eat once monthly- 30
hair cut- 12
oil change average- 6 a mo.
doctor copay 20 average
Insurance 100 car

I am having a difficult time feeding us very healthy- we end up getting no meat or cheeses or anything very expensive and no prepared food

we make alot more than this but several hundred goes to the army to pay a debt, insurance and taxes eat the rest up
I have 2 small children and we are trying real hard
also is there any chance for cheaper insurance?i am pregnant and not looking forward to the 450 incopays when he is born
what about wic? our 8 mo old still drinks formula too

 

If a Medicare (insurance for the elderly) patient is from out of state and treated in the physician’s office, which Medicare office (in Calif, it’s Palmetto GBA, in WA state, it’s Noridian, etc.) should the claim be sent? The Medicare office that services the physician’s office or the Medicare office that services the patient’s home state? Thanks.

 

Some I like:

Geico–Guy in restaurant looks at his sandwich and tells the waitress he didn’t want mayonnaise. She takes off the top slice and scrapes the majonnaise off on the edge of the table.

Some insurance company, I think–Boss is trying to convince employee named Stanley to lead a team to San Francisco, says it’s because “everybody likes you.”

Then he says watch, picks up a potted cactus plant, throws it, and it sticks painfully in a guy’s back who’s working at his desk. The guy turns around mad as hell, the boss points at Stanley. The guy laughs and says, “You’re such a kidder, Stanley.” Then turns around and goes back to work without even bothering to remove the cactus stuck to his back.

Terminix–Freaky looking termite knocks on door and when guy answers says in low gravelly voice, “Wonder if I could use your phone; my car broke down up the block.” Terminix man shows up and you see termite speeding off in a clunky 25 year old Chevy.

E-trade–The kid that talks like smooth young guy about town. Now he’s got friends, one that starts singing part of a song and irritates the kid, another with a whole group yucking it up because one kid pays too much for his trades because the broker is a friend of his dad.

Budweiser–Old guy always gives long drawn out answer when somebody asks him “How ya doin,’” starts actually telling how he’s doing, like he just got to town and everybody is so nice to him. There was a series of them, the last one was the bartender trying to warn a guy not to say “Howyadoon?” to the old guy.

My favorite: Michelin tires–The Michelin man looks for his doggie in the storm. Finds him and dog licks his face with love and happiness at being found. They get in Michelin man’s pickup and dog stands on passenger-side seat looking out the window with his head in the wind with that big goofy smile dogs do, makes that quick contented check back to his owner then continues to stick his head out the window. The guy(s) who made this are marvelous.

So would you share some of your favorites?
Hey these are great! Thanks. Just saw another one to add:

Stanley Steemer carpet cleanear–Happy, but naive kid says “Hey Mom, look at (the dog’s) new trick! The dog is dragging its butt across the carpet. Good reason to get the carpet cleaned, I think.

(I was hoping somebody would star my question so we would get a lot more of people’s favorites.)

i think we need a bigger box taco bell commercial
 

I have a project but I don’t remeber what those buildings are called. The are a number of little rectangle buildings all attached. I really need 2 no what they are called ! please help .

 

Chaco Canyon was a major complex center up until the 19th century. In 1882, a building in New York City took the title of largest apartment complex – what was the name of the building?

 

There has been a large fire at a building next to my business. Now we have lots of soot and dust inside my shop. I filed a claim with my business insurance, had a few quotes for cleaning, and now awaiting a call back. Instead of hiring someone to clean, can I just keep the money and clean everything myself? Does the insurance company write a check to me or cleNing service? Will I have to refund the money if I don’t use it to pay for cleaning? Am I defrauding the insurance company or do I have a right to keep it?

 

Make a sentence with these elements using the subjunctive or the indicative, as the case. Do not include the pronoun in parentheses.

Modelo: (yo)/ dudar / tener dinero para el viaje
Dudo que tenga dinero para el viaje.

(nosotros)/ estar seguro de / esa araña ser peligrosa.
I thought it would be:
Estamos seguros de que esa araña sea peligrosa.

but that’s apparently not right. I’ve tried a bunch of other forms and I just can’t seem to get the correct answer. Any help would be appreciated.

 

Lots of smoke and water damage. Lost a lot. He also tryed telling my dad that he didnt have insurance. Dad said I could get a part of that clam.

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